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Bronze shaded Ebony finish Beige velvet interior. Full size , Beige velvet interior, 18 ga. steel, hinged handles, Includes pillow, includes adjustable bed height. Fully sealed with rubber gasket. Locking mechanism. Includes memory tube. Top to learn more
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Highly recommended for totally sick people.
Andrew Mayhem has had trouble finding a steady job. Let's face it, with Andrew's track record of killing people (in self defense, of course) getting hired is not easy. And anyone in close proximity to Andrew always ends up having his awful luck spill over onto him. But Andrew is really trying to be a responsible adult. He has two kids and a pregnant wife to consider. So no more accepting jobs in a bar from beautiful women offering him lots of money or jobs that pays big money for one night of work. Things are looking up for Andrew.His best friend, Roger Tanglen, seems to be having better luck too. Roger now has a gorgeous blond girlfriend named Samantha. Andrew cannot help but feel threatened by Samantha though. Andrew was in short supply of friends and he feared Samantha might take Roger away. So Helen, Andrew's wife, decides they all need take a vacation for a short while.Andrew rents a camper (pays extra for insurance too since he is now being responsible)...
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Strand just keeps getting better
Andrew Mayhem seems to have learned his lesson. He has stopped taking money from strange women in coffee shops to do vague odd jobs, has resolved to be more responsible, and has even gotten a (gasp!) real job. After the adventures chronicled in his previous two books (Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) and Single White Psychopath Seeks Same), a vacation is in order, but he just cannot seem to stay out of trouble. That is unlucky for him, but lucky for us, because Jeff Strand's Casket for Sale (Only Used Once) is another terrific blend of humor and horror.This time the trouble is not really Andrew's fault, however. With his wife Helen, and their two children Kyle and Theresa, along with Andrew's friend Roger and his new girlfriend Samantha (who Andrew despises, though he doesn't know why) along, he made sure the camper's gas tank was full, and he even heeded the mysterious warning from the old man at the "Last Chance 4 Gas" station ("I want to check the...
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Meet the new, improved Andrew Mayhem. He has a real job. He's a better father and husband. And he's vowed to quit accepting money from strange women in coffee shops to perform tasks that go terribly, terribly wrong. This time he's just taking a relaxing camping trip with his family and best friend. No shortcuts. The gas tank is full. The sinister warning of the crazy old man is taken seriously. Unfortunately, when you're Andrew Mayhem, you just can't help being attacked by a group of savage killers bent on inflicting ghastly torture and bringing horrific death. Relentlessly pursued through a booby-trapped forest, it's one crisis after another as Andrew fights to protect his family, loses a body part or two, and faces the single darkest moment of his entire life. Top to learn more
A nutty and disturbing read for odd folks
I read this without having first read any of the previous books in the series and particularly liked the fact that the author didn't bore me to death with back story and managed to allude to his past adventures in a snidely funny way.This was one wacky book. Something about the writing reminded me of Joe Landsale who also successfully mixes humor and atrocity. I had been warned that this book wasn't quite as disturbing as the previous books so I was quite shocked at some of the violent turns this book took! I can only imagine what happened in the previous books and now I have to find them ;)As I was reading, I could almost see the writer with a mad smile on his face, gleefully rubbing his hands together, while he plotted one over-the-top scene after another. I enjoyed this book a lot even when I thought some of the plot turns were quite ridiculous.
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These caskets are by far the best made I have seen. I realize this is kind of a morbid post,but I beleive in traditional burial & of all the caskets I have looked at,this is the best constructed & will last forever.
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The Eternal Rest Pet Casket is an affordable,yet traditional way to lay your beloved pet & family member to rest. Combining the look of a natural wood grain finish with the strength and durability of rigid polyurethane. This pet casket is made from non-deteriorating, rigid polyurethane with thick-walled high-impact construction, which is water resistant and able to withstand pressure exceeding 360 pounds per square inch. Designed to look like an authentic wood finish, the casket restricts intrusion of air and has a water-tight seal, a casket vault is not necessary. Friction-fit lid attaches with adhesive tape. This pet casket is appropriate for earth burial only.Our pet caskets are approved for use in most pet cemeteries and are suitable for backyard pet burial. This pet casket is available in medium oak, silver-grey or white faux wood in a variety of sizes.
For a more formal interior, the Deluxe Liner is a lovingly hand-sewn fine crepe fabric trimmed in lace. Usually available as an accessory, WE INCLUDE this hand crafted egg shell coverlet, consisting of a soft, cushioned center encircled by a fine crepe fabric. The cushion lays snugly in the casket and the attached liner is generously gathered to create a coverlet. Both the coverlet and accompanying pillow are trimmed in a delicate white lace.
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Novelty Casket For the politically corrupt cigar aficionado. Made With Birch and Burgundy Velvet Bedding. This handsome scaled casket is finished in a natural lacquer showing off the beauty of the wood grain. Great Pride is taken in the handcrafting of the woodwork and bedding, quality solid brass hinges and fasteners are used to complete this artistic piece. Top to learn more
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Casket Features 8453 - 20 Gauge Steel Antique White and Gold Shaded Finish White Crepe Interior in a French Fold Design Sunburst Design Head Panel Half Couch Full Rubber Gasket Seal Eternal Rest Adjustable Bed Matching Pillow and Throw Square Casket Corners Locking Mechanism Continuous Weld Construction Which Completely Seals the Bottom Gold-tone Accessories Finely Detailed Last Supper on Hardware Detailed Rendition of Pieta Scuplture on Corners Fits In Standard Burial Vaults Casket Dimensions Exterior width of casket: 28" Exterior length of casket: 81" Exterior height of casket: 24" Interior width: 24" Interior length: 79" Weight: 240 pounds Top to learn more
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And he also kept his promise to buy the dead friend a “brand new” casket. Long ago, the two promised each other that whoever died first would have his casket bought by the other. violate or infringe the rights of any person, are defamatory or harassing or include personal attacks are abusive, profane or offensive contain material which violates or encourages others to violate any applicable law promote hatred of any kind...
Anderson told 20/20 that she saved $2,000 – half the price of a comparable casket she was shown at the funeral home – by shopping at Dancy’s casket store. , casket store owner Ricky Dancy learned the hard way that funeral directors in his state enjoy a monopoly on casket sales. But in several states, only licensed funeral directors are permitted to sell caskets, and retail casket stores have been forced to close their doors. Casket store owners say that obtaining a funeral director’s license is an unnecessary burden because all they are doing is selling caskets. The funeral industry stresses that it offers caring and compassionate service, while casket stores are only concerned with selling caskets. John Carmon, speaking for a funeral directors’ association, told 20/20 that funeral directors can meet or beat the prices offered by casket stores. Customers choose the casket at the store, which then ships the casket to the funeral home. Consumers say they can save thousands of dollars on the price of a casket when buying from these stores.
“The average price of a wooden casket you buy from a funeral home is $4500. A lot of times folks get pushed into buying something that's not in their budget with talk like, 'This is the last thing you can do for dear old Ed. Don't you want to send him
And so they took his casket to be licked by some of his best cattle before proceeding to lay him down alongside his ancestors. Tumagole's funeral programme was decorated with photographs of some of the best breeds from his moraka. One of his sons,
But a funeral provider cannot refuse to handle a casket or urn purchased elsewhere — or charge you a fee to do so, according to the Federal Trade Commission. Nevertheless, most consumers in Kentucky choose to buy caskets through funeral homes,
